I have a concert story for those interested. I go to school in Carolina and tried for hours and hours and hours to get tickets to the shows up in jersey near where i live. I was denied big time, but town there tickets were available in handfuls. Friends of mine were getting tickets days after they went on sale but i couldn't get one. So i come home for the summer leaving all my dave loving friends in the South. So i ask a bunch of my buds if they would like to head down to the show and see if we can get tix, of course being the losers they are they say no. so i drive an hour and half by myself with no ticket and no idea where the hell i was going to homdel,nj. i was hoping that i could get a ticket for the lawn for less than $50. being an umeployed poor man that was about all that i could afford. but alas i get there and everyone is looking for tickets. the lowest cost that i heard was $110 for lawn. what a bunch of jerks. so i am royally screwed. so i am walking around outside looking to climb the fence. of course this is nj so scaling the fence is out because of the barb wire. So i am walking around outside and dave is jamming inside. an opportunity the road guard is dealing with some employees so i casually walk around behind the stage. i am still outside but i am getting closer. i hear this voice boom, "hey are you looking to get in?" it was one of them annoying guys in the yellow jacket. Being the idiot that i am i say "ummm yeah" "how much?" "$20?" "alright" and i slip right in the back door. $20 was cheaper that any seat so i was happy as can be. That is the fun part. I am sitting there chilling on the lawn, the music is bellowing then i smell weed. imagine that somebody smoking up a little bud. hey cool except ten seconds later here comes security. i am not smoking but then they ask to see my stub. oh shit. i am like i gave to some little kid for his collection. jackass security loser is like why'd you do that. i am like listen buddy these are lawn seats, i can go any further back. so relax. asshole was all about to throw my butt out but i avoided it and managed to enjoy the show. if you have any great dave stories send me the address and i post'em.